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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Final Primary Election Results

Posted by on September 21 at 5:29 PM

With 100 percent of precincts reporting, here are the final results in the Seattle races. The top two vote-getters in each race advance to the general election:

* MAYOR: Al Runte has 21.68% of the vote, while Nickels has 55.56%

* CITY COUNCIL POS 2: Richard Conlin has 48.82%, while Paige Miller has 36.26%

* CITY COUNCIL POS 4: Jan Drago has 41.99%, while Casey Corr has 24.66%

* CITY COUNCIL POS 8: Richard McIver has 37.70%, Dwight Pelz has 32.95%, and Robert Rosencrantz has 29.06%

Shocker! President (allegedly) drinks booze!

Posted by on September 21 at 4:58 PM

I haven’t seen an actual hard copy at the supermarket checkout, but the online edition of The National Enquirer has an item up today claiming that President Bush is back on the sauce.

Shocker! Model (allegedly) does cocaine!

Posted by on September 21 at 3:22 PM

CNN reports that supermodel Kate Moss is being investigated for alleged coke use. What’ll they discover next? That musicians are also using drugs? Like, say, Moss’ boyfriend Pete Doherty? Although it does sound like some of the big fashion houses are dropping Moss over the scandal. I guess having a smack addict boyfriend (especially when you’re raising a kid) ain’t so glamorous after all.

arty web intern needed

Posted by on September 21 at 2:41 PM

The Stranger Art Department is looking for a new intern to help us maintain this snazzy new website we’ve created. Duties include modifying images and ads created for the paper to fit the specifications of our site, and other odd jobs as needed. Interest in photography a plus! Must be free to work Wednesdays for a minimum of three months. If interested, contact Kelly at artintern@thestranger.com.

A Closer Look at the Numbers

Posted by on September 21 at 2:40 PM

Someone just sent in this link —challenging the Seattle Weekly’s conventional wisdom election night coverage.

Meanwhile…

Posted by on September 21 at 2:37 PM

While I was sitting in a cafe watching naked homeless dudes contemplate their defecation options, and sort through Savage Love mail about porn, premature ejaculation, BDSM, watersports, crossdressing, and what a woman should say to a male partner who fails to clean little bits of shit off the dildo he wants her to put in his ass (“buh-bye”), Rita grew to a Category 5 Hurricane.

A quick thought about Bush: If the federal response is slow (seems likely, since the same dopes—save Brownie—are still in charge), he’s toast. But if the federal response is quick and Rita slams into a mostly white area like, say, Houston, Texas, he’s still toast.

Bush in deep shit

Posted by on September 21 at 2:24 PM

From Madeyouthink.org:

“Police in Germany are hunting pranksters who have been sticking miniature flag portraits of US President George W. Bush into piles of dog poo in public parks. Josef Oettl, parks administrator for Bayreuth, said: ‘This has been going on for about a year now, and there must be 2,000 to 3,000 piles of excrement that have been claimed during that time.’

The series of incidents was originally thought to be some sort of protest against the US-led invasion ofIraq. And then when it continued it was thought to be a protest against President George W. Bush’s
campaign for re-election. But it is still going on and the police say they are completely baffled as to who is to blame.

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Re: Linda Averill’s Impressive Showing

Posted by on September 21 at 2:24 PM

P.s. To the 14 percent of you who voted for Angel Bolanos: What were you thinking?

Obviously, those voters support “Development at Rhodes Crossing that is truly mixed use, not just a ‘big box’ shopping center with apartment complexes across the street,” and oppose “Throwing away taxpayer funds to the Chargers and other wealthy corporations at the expense of public safety and public and human services.”

Live! Nude! Slogging!

Posted by on September 21 at 2:17 PM

I’m live-slogging from the Online Coffee Company at First and Seneca. There’s a naked guy across the street from the cafe, where I am—right now! live!—working on next week’s Savage Love. Naked man is naked from the waist up, and he’s having a hard time holding up his pants, which are extremely baggy. I’m seeing a lot of full-on ass, and—oh, my God!—he’s squating over the curb and it looks like he’s about to take a dump on First Avenue! Right there in front of Knoll! I want to look away but… I can’t.

No, wait. He’s apparently thought better of it. He’s pulling up his pants, he’s starting to do a little dance around a trashcan.

Now he’s pulling on a shirt. Now he’s walking down the street pushing a shopping cart full of boxes. It’s sad, really, and I feel guilty muscling in on OFFENDING PASSAGE DELETED’s beat here. It’s too bad I don’t have a camera phone with me, because there’s some good photos I could be taking right now.

Linda Averill’s Impressive Showing

Posted by on September 21 at 2:16 PM

Well, Stranger-endorsed-Freedom-Socialist Linda Averill didn’t make it through the primary. But her 18 percent showing was more than respectable. Congrats Linda! You raised legitimate issues and you raised them well. We hope to see you in the next municipal cycle.

And show up as a Democrat next time. I mean, come on: Jimmy Carter was enough to drive you from the Democratic Party (because he reinstated draft registration), and Pol Pot, Mao, Castro et el. aren’t enough to drive you away from the Socialist/Marxist left? Jimmy Carter? (And isn’t a draft more equitable than the de facto racist, classist draft we’ve got in place right now?)

P.s. To the 14 percent of you who voted for Angel Bolanos: What were you thinking?

Enough Nirvana already

Posted by on September 21 at 2:05 PM

So Pitchfork spread the news today that there’s yet another Nirvana comp in the works. I may be in the minority here, but is that really necessary? That last box set kinda sucked. And living in a city where we have “Nightly Nirvana” up the ass, the last thing I’m going to be excited about is another comp—pulled, according to Pitchfork, from the last comp, With the Lights Out. Enough, enough, enough. I like my Nirvana and all but it’s like re-gifting the same leftovers we already have in our collection a couple times over.

Like Shooting Fish in a Barrel With A Machine Gun

Posted by on September 21 at 12:49 PM

My prediction re: the Weekly’s analysis of the election was, almost word for word, the Weekly’s analysis of the election.

From last night, at 10:35 pm:

Here’s my prediction for the Weekly’s post-election analysis tomorrow:
“The city council elections were a referendum on the monorail: Two monorail board incumbents floundered in second place behind anti-monorail opponents. Richard Conlin did better than expected because he made the monorail his main campaign issue. Jan Drago did more poorly than expected because she supported the monorail. And Richard McIver and Dwight Pelz, who both opposed the monorail, split the anti-monorail vote and did - um, better than expected.”

From the Weekly’s election story, titled “A Monorail Undercurrent.”

Seattle voters turned against the proposed monorail on primary election night, Tuesday, Sept. 20. The beneficiaries were Seattle City Council member Richard Conlin, a leading monorail skeptic, and a couple of political unknowns, Beth Goldberg and Jim Nobles, who were among those challenging incumbent members of the Seattle Popular Monorail Authority board. …
Former journalist and mayoral aide Casey Corr did not have nearly as much luck with his anti-monorail message against Seattle City Council president Jan Drago. … Nielsen [a political analyst] says Drago has done a good job of positioning herself as the true Democrat in the race…
Corr is, of course, a Democrat as well, but he will have to find a way to turn the race into a referendum on the unpopular monorail if he is going to succeed in liberal Seattle. The incumbent who fared the poorest in the primary was the council’s lone African American, Richard McIver, who managed a first-place finish in his race with only 37 percent of the vote….
Pelz and McIver do not differ much on issues—both are light-rail boosters, monorail skeptics, and fans of urban density.

For my take on why they’re wrong, read below.

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Casey Corr: Yes or No on South Lake Union Trolley?

Posted by on September 21 at 12:40 PM

Voters don’t want a city council that rubber stamps the mayor’s agenda. That’s why the mayor’s boy, Casey Corr—a former mayoral staffer whose city council campaign is being micromanaged by current mayoral staffers—scrounged for one aspect of the mayor’s South Lake Union Trolley plan to criticize. It’s Casey’s effort to distance himself—as a council candidate—from the mayor. Casey says he doesn’t like that some funding for the trolley will sap some funding for new Metro bus hours. (It’s a fair criticism, and in fact, one I agree with. I wrote a column about it in June.)

However, that’s only one aspect of the mayor’s trolley plan. The question for Casey Corr is: What’s his position overall on the South Lake Union Trolley? Does he disagree with the mayor’s larger funding plan for it? Does he disagree with the mayor’s contention that the trolley is a necessary part of the city’s transportation infrastructure? Or does he think, as some critics do, that Nickels is just catering to Paul Allen?

Even more important, what does Corr think about Nickels’s plan for South Lake Union in general? If Corr maintains that the trolley is stealing bus hours from the rest of the city, will he take the next step and say that by prioritizing South Lake Union, the mayor is siphoning off neighborhood money from the rest of the city? Casey needs to clarify his position on the trolley and on South Lake Union.

So, a Yes or No question for Casey Corr: On balance, does he support the mayor’s South Lake Union Trolley plan? Corr has been squeamish about answering Yes or No questions, but I think this one’s pretty simple. For example, here’s my answer. No, I don’t support the mayor’s South Lake Union trolley plan.

Unfortunately, being familiar with Corr’s evasive political style, I already know what he’s going to say. He will answer by questioning his opponent Jan Drago’s ability to challenge the mayor. He’ll say that she has a record of rubber stamping the mayor’s agenda. For starters, that’s not an answer to the question. More important, it’s not true. As the longtime budget chair, Drago has been in the trenches battling against the mayor’s budgets, and organizing the council to reinstate important social service funding year after year. (Including half-a-million $$$ in 2002 for food banks.) The budget is the nuts and bolts work of the city, and on that score, Drago has a record of being in the mayor’s face.

And while Drago does support the trolley plan, she hasn’t been evasive about that. Casey seems to want it both ways. Let’s see if Corr can succinctly say Yes or No on the South Lake Union trolley.

Can He Borrow Martha Stewart’s Low-Jack?

Posted by on September 21 at 11:59 AM

According to the Washington Post, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist “sold all his stock in his family’s hospital corporation about two weeks before it issued a disappointing earnings report and the price fell nearly 15 percent.”

Not only can the good doctor read into the mind of a brain dead woman, but he can also predict when stocks will take a tumble? Obviously this man is some sort of soothsayer—unless, of course, something fishy is going on.

But it can’t be that…can it?

Seattle’s Smaller Weekly Watch

Posted by on September 21 at 11:16 AM

For the week of September 22-29, 2005:

The Stranger: 136 pages.

Seattle Weekly: 96 pages.

“Juice or Deuce?”

Posted by on September 21 at 10:59 AM

Mike Nipper saw me walking to the bathroom and asked, “Juice or deuce, which one you makin’?”

I laughed until I juiced.

Gang Bang for Katrina?

Posted by on September 21 at 10:27 AM

Oh dear…here’s an ad forwarded to me by my fella Jake, who found it on a gay message board in Manhattan. Warning: It’s graphic, and a bit icky, but it’s the thought that counts, right? Plus, I can’t help thinking how much better off New Orleans might be if the government’s rescue and relief efforts had been as meticulously organized as this gang-bang fundraiser…Enjoy!

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Day Six of the “Where’s My Money, Greg?” Crisis

Posted by on September 21 at 10:10 AM

I asked Greg Nickels to return my $300 campaign contribution—a contribution I made based on Greg’s support for the monorail—SIX DAYS AGO. Where’s my money, Greg? Your staffers told my staffers that the check is in the mail. I’m supposed to believe that old line? You might as well tell me you’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn you want to sell me, or some beach front property in Mississippi, or that you’re a progressive mayor committed to solving our transportation problems by giving Seattle residents real alternatives to driving. So once again I ask…

Where’s my money, Greg?

2 a.m. — Still Drunk

Posted by on September 21 at 2:00 AM

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Josh Feit: Gin gimlet
Erica C. Barnett: Vodka martini, extra olives
Dan Savage: Makers and water, on the rocks
Party Crasher: Passed out
Eli Sanders: Makers on the rocks
India Bodien: Designated Driver

12:15 a.m. — Meanwhile, Lawrence Molloy got Slaughtered

Posted by on September 21 at 12:15 AM


Like, you know, a ram.

12:12 a.m. — Are We Still Here?

Posted by on September 21 at 12:12 AM

Yes. And the morning’s first batch of results are in! Here are the highlights in the city of Seattle races:

* Al Runte now has 21.87% of the vote while Nickels has 56.00%

* Richard Conlin (50.01%) is still beating Paige Miller (35.74%)

* Jan Drago (42.25%) is still stomping on Casey Corr (24.60%)

* Richard McIver (37.69%) now leads Dwight Pelz (33.02%), with Robert Rosencrantz coming in last with (29.12%).