There’s an ad for a very unique service in this week’s paper. (Perhaps the ad is always thereI just noticed it today.)

In the crafts section, a person offers his talent for “Human ash sculpture.”

My question: Does he turn grandpa’s ashes into a bust of grandpa? Or does he sculpt something symbolic of the departed? (In my grandpa’s case, that’d be a remote control.) I suppose he could do either, but which would you rather have displayed on the mantel?

I demand that this artist send us photos of his work.