God destroyed New Orleans because of the gays were planning a party. (I guess it’s just as well that Terry and I neglected to send God an invite to our big anniversary bash back in Feb.)

“Southern Decadence” has a history of filling the French Quarters section of the city with drunken homosexuals engaging in sex acts in the public streets and bars” Repent America director Michael Marcavage said in a statement Wednesday.

So that explains New Orleans. Drunken homosexuals are not supposed to engage in sex acts in publicin New Orleansonly drunken heterosexuals. But why did God destory Biloxi? Does God hate little old ladies who pump quarters into slot machines as much as He hates the gays?