Pat “Thou Shalt Kill” Robertson is right: “take him out” could mean any number of things. It could mean kidnapping Chaves. Or it could mean “take him out to a ballgame,” or “take him out to a Broadway show,” or “take him out on a date.” Only God knows what was in Pat “False Witness” Robertson meant by “take him out,” but God didn’t respond to our repeated requests for comment. He’s just too mortified to come to the phone.