I already had enough fun with NARAL’s ill-advised “Screw Abstinence” fund raiser.
Now gun-control liberals have gone and outdone them. Check this out:

Please join Washington CeaseFire and our Sponsor Temple Billiards for:

Shoot POOL, Not People
A benefit to reduce gun violence.

Thursday August 25th, 2005 6pm - 9pm
Temple Billiards
126 South Jackson St

Tickets are only $25.00 and include free pool all night, music, complimentary food and one complimentary drink.

Shoot Pool Not People???? Nobody’s for shooting people. The implication here is that gun owners are for shooting people.