I’ve been biting my tongue about this… but since we seem to be obsessed with the Weekly’s cheesy adult site, could we point our flashlights at the amateurish ads in their fetish gallery for a second? Our Doms are hotter.

Also, Mr. Lewis, though it’s a cute and threadbare stereotype, I don’t think anyone at The Stranger actually has a pierced eyebrow. From here I see a fair number of eyeglasses and no facial piercings.