Well it IS too Paris Hilton!
I would just like to point out, that not only would I never get a spray tan on my own, but I would certainly NEVER get a spray tan at the demand of one Mr. Bradley Steinbacher, who, no more than 20 minutes before requesting I partake in such an uncessary and ridiculous act, pulled the hood of my hooded sweatshirt over my head and shut it in my desk drawer. He’s just a big dumb bully with far too much time on his hands.
Perhaps if I had a little more respect around the office I’d be more open to certain co-workers’ (stupid) ideas!