Text Message from Berlin
Berlin is big and weird. And it’s no Amsterdam (which is the greatest city in the fucking world). In Amsterdam, where the Infernal Noise Brigade played two nights on a decomissioned East German fishing vessel called Stubnitz, old ladies ride bikes, the buildings are out of Disneyland, and pot and mushrooms are, like, not a big deal. The hilarious thing about ordering pot in a coffeeshop in Amsterdam? The menu. My favorite was something called, well, it was something like Super Orange Double Chunk Cosmic Blast. Literally. There were also a bunch of canals and hookers and stuff like that.
Berlin, surelz, will impress me, but all I’ve seen so far is a bird with its head torn off on the sidewalk across the street from this hostel where, late into the night, I type. IƤve been here onlz a few hours, I’ve had a couple beers, and this kezboard is fucking with me…