Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) is combusting and it’s a beautiful thing to watch. For one, there’s the poll numbers for his re-election bid, which certainly ain’t pretty. For two, he’s declared war on Boston, essentially stating (or re-stating) that the city’s liberal nature led to the Catholic priest sex abuse scandal.

If all goes well, this time next year the good Senator will be forced to cuddle dead fetuses with his family while looking for work.