So. Last week I was on vacation in Belize. It was incredible and I have thousands of stories I could share, but Annie insists that I share this one. During a morning fishing trip, I caught a fish. An 80+ pound grouper, actually. Leave it up to the vegetarian on the boat to hook the bastard.
And here he is. I named him Toad. He was the ugliest motherfucker I’ve ever seen.
(Forgive the goofy hat… we were in the sun all day with no shade!)