So apparently Colin Farrell is the latest genius celebrity to have a sex tape circulating. He’s seeking a restraining order against the woman involved. He claims the two recorded the tape with the agreement they would never make it public. Uh, right. I mean, why would some broke-ass nobody try to sell a tape of herself having sex with an international himbo? The nerve.The betrayal of sacred trust. I’m shocked. Farrell’s lawyer claims it will damage his reputation. Excuse me, isn’t he known as a drunken slut of dubious talent? Maybe he should sue his agent for Alexander. More damning: the tape lasts fifteen minutes. Wow, what a stud.