RIP, Retarded Jackson Spokesmodel
Sad and hilarious news from the Jackson trial (Is there any other kind?):
On Friday, Raymone Bain, the Official Spokesperson for Michael Jackson whose praises I sang earlier last week, was relieved of her duties within the Jackson camp and sent packing.
Heartbreakingly apt tidbit: Ms. Bain cemented her rep as the least informed spokesperson in history by learning of her dismissal from a reporter, who directed Bain to the press release about her firing on Jackson’s official website.
RIP, Ms. Bain. You will be missed. (And if you’re interested, I need a new intern.)