Ari Spool, our wonderfully intrepid Party Crasher columnist, has unfortunately had to hang up her assignment due to a new job crashing cars at the Monroe Speedway instead (from one demolition to another)…or something like that. We’re looking for a brand spanking new Party Crasher columnist. Is that you? Details below.
In order to be considered the Stranger's newest Party Crasher, you must a) be 21 years of age (and able to prove it) b) a good writer and a good person, the kind of person people would have no problem allowing into their homes for a party c) not an alcoholic, drug addict, or any other such type who'd fuck up this assignment by being too damn wasted to remember what happens at said parties (this is about reporting on parties, not getting smashed at them) d) live in Seattle and e) have your weekends open to hitting the party invites people send our way.
If you think you've got what it takes to be the next Party Crasher, email email@example.com why we should interview you about the job (in 300 words or less).