New Attitude
Anyone who knows me knows that I am obviously the right person to be in charge of editing Mistress Matisse’s popular column, “Control Tower,” a task I relish as only a true scholar of inhibition can. I know it’s not exactly cricket to be posting excerpts of columns that have not yet been published, but next week’s “Control Tower” contains what may be my favorite sentence ever written in our beautiful language:
“But while it’s not Hallmark-card romantic, piss-play doesn’t have to be done with a you’re-my-toilet attitude.”