So you love music and you love writing and you love the Stranger and you would love to work directly with Underage columnist Megan Seling and you would really love to be our new intern. Awesome. Send an email about why we would love you to jennifer@thestranger.com (subject: I’d love to be the new intern) ASAP. It’s unpaid but the life experience you will get at this paper is something Donald Trump could never buy. Be our next apprentice.